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Back door man?

Thu Oct 22, 2009, 7:51 PM
I'm feeling pretty good at the moment. Satisfied, a little tired, a little sore, and drunk enough that I'm probably not safe to operate heavy machinery at the moment. Which is okay, since I'm already at home. Yay for not being the one that has to sneak off!

I've had a pretty damn good day. There was sex, alcohol, a certain amount of activities that one never, ever admits around family, and then some Wii Sports. I know that last one seems incongruous, but it was really fun. So it goes on the list.

The only downside to all of this is that the lady in question was married. Not to me, obviously. While my general position is that that's her concern, it did get me to thinking.

This is not the first time this has happened. Nor the second, actually. I seem to have a knack for getting the attention of females that are in committed relationships with other people. And for being enough of an ass to go through with it anyway. This is kind of surprising for me. "Back door man" wasn't really something I aspired towards. And appearance wise I really look more like someone that should be being cheated ON, not the Other Guy.

My standing theory is that people are much more attracted to the idea of monogamy than the reality, and that marriage likely gets... less than romantic fairly quickly. Also mismatched libidos and unshared sexual kinks, obviously.

So here's to being the other guy! So far I haven't had anybody try to kick my ass, sue me, or declare that they're madly in love with me. So I'm calling it a win.

Also here's to dA, where I have a journal/blog thingy that none of my relatives or meatspace friends track.

  • Mood: Satisfied
  • Watching: Rachel Maddow Show
  • Playing: Star Trek; 25th Anniversary CD Version
  • Drinking: Milk

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  • Current Residence: Houston, TX
  • Interests: anime, webcomics , gaming, and things that go boom.
  • Favourite movie: Casablanca
  • Favourite band or musician: Living Colour
  • Favourite genre of music: Been listening to a lot of space rock lately...
  • Favourite artist: George Daniels, Jack Kirby
  • Favourite poet or writer: Poul Anderson, Roger Zelazny, Harry Turtledove
  • Operating System: Windows XP, Windows ME
  • MP3 player of choice: iPhone 3G
  • Favourite game: Darkstar One
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Kirika Yuumura! Best glassy eyed little stormtrooper ever!
  • Personal Quote: Failure and death are the only ultimate outcome. But you choose how you deal with that.
  • Tools of the Trade: LG wrench, Citizen case opener, Bergeon screw driver set...

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Really hope that game doesn't suck. But the odds aren't with us on this.

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Vive la révolution libertaire, mon ~TBSchemer!

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Okay, that one was special even for Texas.

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Are nice, sure.

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Texas made world news, this time for staff at a school for the mentally disabled organizing fights among the residents [link]

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What. The Fuck.

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